comemorninglighte:

sunsetmugging:

captainodair:

whats the html code for a social life

 <go> </outside>

404 error

bigstupidbaby:

there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no

bibliobimbo:

in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon

squarekun:

reckling-turtle:

how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?

the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!

how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what 

how does that work and where do i sign up 

(Source: lameingtons)

(Source: skyiscalling)

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

(Source: cowboybeboop)