msjewbooty:

pass me the glue and the macaroni. this surgery is taking a turn for the worst

uhfuckk:

the only sport i do is when i bring groceries in and it’s called how many bags can i take with one hand so i don’t have to go back and get more

(Source: double-takee)

animes-black-and-white:

Okumura Rin - Ao no Exorcist - chapter 1

(Source: readingzteiner)

obliteratedheart:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

(Source: jinnkuthekryptonianjedi)

babybehemoth:

Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out

If u don’t hate at least one of your cousins then you’re lying to yourself

(Source: lordcheshire)

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

cockchomp:

you will not make me feel bad about being quiet
you will not make me feel bad about my body
you will not make me feel bad about stumbling over my words
you will not make me feel bad about being nervous
you will not make me feel bad about not knowing everything
you will not make me feel bad about having a sense of humor that you don’t get
you will not make me feel bad about being tired
you will not make me feel bad about how i dress
you will not make me feel bad

charlamagnethagod:

The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school

(Source: sidnugget)

perspicaciousbovril:

There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day